Neverending Rivalry

RED Scout: It's a Good Thing We Came Lookin' For You Punks... Word has it You Mugs Moved Here Man... So? Where ya live?... Y'know what? Forget it... After We're Done Whoopin' Ya We'll be takin' over your Real Estate!


BLU Scout: Oh Please... Dis' Comin' From the Guy who Has Da Hots For Amy Rose?... Please!

RED Scout: THAT HEDGEHOG'S SMOKIN' I'MA BEAT YOU SO HARD YOUR SKULL WILL BE SINGIN' DA BLUE'S B!+CH!!!

BLU Scout: hehehehe

RED Scout: What's so Funny Tons o Fun?

BLU Scout: *Whips out the Scattergun* Yer' a little Too Slow on the Draw S#!+head!

RED Scout: Awww Crap.... *BLAM!!!* AAAAAAGH!!!!!!!